Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.
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ReplyDeleteThis is rad, dude!
ReplyDeleteJoe, you remain my hero.
ReplyDeleteI can be your hero baby...I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You...can...take...my breath away.
ReplyDeleteLol! oh Joe... this is sweet, dude!
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