Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Generation Kill

Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.


  1. I can be your hero baby...I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You...can...take...my breath away.

  2. Lol! oh Joe... this is sweet, dude!